Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
Christians this 4/20 be like
- Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
- Me: Yes
lifeguards are nice but they only save you when you’re in the water. where were you when I was starving in the arizona desert? you certainly werent saving lives then now were you
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*