heart:

perks of having your best friend as your neighbor

(via belledudette)

tarntino:

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

(via belledudette)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via belledudette)

boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji, via brittangerine)

whendaybreaks:

4titty:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

(via stillpartwhole)

xiumeme:

guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a 5SOS video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but 5SOS sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.

(Source: leehyorror, via coffeeandsleepdeprivation)

(Source: theonion, via belledudette)

crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME

crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME

(via maskedandbroken)

Update on the apocalypse from Britain;

sweetcarolion:

crayolagron:

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

I REPEAT

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

ABORT

ABORT

check the harbor

image

(via coffeeandsleepdeprivation)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via dieyoungstayprettyforever)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

(via coffeeandsleepdeprivation)

"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"

— 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via dieyoungstayprettyforever)

(Source: best-of-memes, via fohgrace)

gottagofast666:

no description needed

(Source: damnitshinjigetintherobot, via sanitybeyondme)

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

(Source: iraffiruse, via n0oo0)